Zed found these jokes lying around the internet and refused to let them go. Fair warning: these are so bad, they’re actually great. Read them out loud to someone. Watch them groan, then laugh anyway.

1. Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse. 🐘

2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. 🐄 (Nelly would like everyone to know she found this one deeply upsetting.)

3. Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal. 🍌 (Freddie approved this joke personally. He also stole the banana used to write it.)

4. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.

5. Why don’t zebras ever get lost?
Because they always know where their stripe is. (Zed said this one is “scientifically inaccurate but emotionally true.”)

6. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.

7. Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
His head was always in the clouds. 🦒 (Gilbert can confirm. He also once ate a rock. That’s a separate issue.)

8. What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
Pupperoni. 🐶 (Louie would prefer it extra spicy, obviously.)

Your turn.
Which joke made you groan the loudest? And more importantly — which Insanimal do you think tells the WORST jokes at parties? Comment below and let us know. 👇